Bessie’s Kin: A Family Portrait
Let it be known that Bessie isn’t the only photogenic bovine in the family! Buttercup at the new crib.
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Cattle Rustlin’ (aka Where’s Bessie?) Instinct told her that the way home lay to the south. And so the doughty young bovine set out through the Minnesota wilderness. Sober, she would soon have died. But, together with a cold 12-pack, the amazing holstein faced starvation, exposure, and wild frat boys to make her way home [More]
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Truthfully, Bessie wasn’t always afflicted with wanderlust. There was a time, not so many years ago, where she was happy just hanging out around the neighborhood with friends after school. What follows are a few rare snapshots of our beloved bovine around her childhood home – years before her travels made her famous. Just chillin’ [More]
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…:::/// THE NEW COWS \\\:::… Part 2 of the 2-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( Udderly Cool Cows! ) /——-\/ –‘\________________________/ * SUMMER 1990 ISSUE! * / | || * ||—-|| Edited by Eric W. Tilenius ~~ ~~ Please send your submissions to: Cow ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // [More]
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–==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==– as you’ve NEVER seen them before! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( November 1989 Version! ) /——-\/ –‘\________________________/ * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION * / | || * ||—-|| Edited by Mar ^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to: Cow ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET – – – [More]
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